Follow-up Letters

Letters I wish I knew where to send… if only they would work.

Starting to write. Photo by author.

Dear Capital One (Chase Bank, insert name here),

Please stop inviting me to apply for your credit card. If I’d wanted one, I would have gotten it a long time ago. I haven’t. If for some unknown reason I want one in the future, I will let you know. In the mean time, you are wasting a lot of paper and postage, and I wish you would stop.